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11.06.2025 00:34

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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Summer McIntosh Swims 3:54.18 To Shatter 400 Freestyle World Record By 1.2 Seconds - SwimSwam
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
Still no good
No, not a chance
So they tried
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No go.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared
No way
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks