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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

What measures are shipping companies taking to navigate around conflict zones like the Red Sea and Black Sea?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Summer McIntosh Swims 3:54.18 To Shatter 400 Freestyle World Record By 1.2 Seconds - SwimSwam

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Still no good

No, not a chance

So they tried

Planet Nine? Not quite, but some astronomers think they've spotted a new dwarf planet - NBC News

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Meta’s Next Headset is Reportedly Thin, Powerful & Uses a Puck-style Compute Unit, Coming in 2026 - Road to VR

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

What seemingly minor decision or moment in your past ended up having a massive impact on your entire life trajectory?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared

No way

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks